Well, some girl offered me $40 for this painting.  She was young and had big boobs.  I rejected her offer, which I considered kind of insulting.  She didn't know any better.

     Then I sold this to a lady friend for $160 last night.

     So, if I had sold this to this first girl, I would have been out of $120.

     I've been trying to sell this painting for six months, and I finally got a good offer on it. 

     There were some interested people on this particular painting, but the first person to come up with a decent money offer gets to buy it.  That's how it works.

     It isn't worth it for me to undersell myself, not with the hours I put into my work, not to mention the overhead.

     Selling art in a bar requires that I buy a lot of beers.  I don't mind because I like to get drunk.

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     This napkin art also sold, for $5.