This Star Wars painting of evil characters and a napkin art sold for $70 last night.

     It was the best offer I had on it, so I took it.  The buyer really likes Star Wars, so it went to the right person, which makes me happy.

     I liked his choice of napkin art, too, so the deal was agreeable to me.

     I think I sold one or two other napkins, too, but I can't exactly remember, due to the alcoholic blur that was incurred.

     Then I got into some argument with some annoying woman, and that was unfortunate, but I really hate her for always falling asleep in the bar, and for being a peasant.

* * * * *

     Ah, here are the other two napkin arts that I sold...

     Some girl bought this one for her friend's birthday.  It was an unusual choice, but she said her friend would 'get it'.  Some inside joke that I'm not privy to.

     This is a a metaphysical napkin art in subject.  A nude woman is depicted viewing a painting of a nude, with a window to the right, with a bird flying, and a wine glass on the windowsill. 
     I'm proud of this one, and I'm glad my friend bought it, as opposed to some stranger.