Well, some girl offered me $40 for this painting.  She was young and had big boobs.  I rejected her offer, which I considered kind of insulting.  She didn't know any better.

     Then I sold this to a lady friend for $160 last night.

     So, if I had sold this to this first girl, I would have been out of $120.

     I've been trying to sell this painting for six months, and I finally got a good offer on it. 

     There were some interested people on this particular painting, but the first person to come up with a decent money offer gets to buy it.  That's how it works.

     It isn't worth it for me to undersell myself, not with the hours I put into my work, not to mention the overhead.

     Selling art in a bar requires that I buy a lot of beers.  I don't mind because I like to get drunk.

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     This napkin art also sold, for $5.

     This Star Wars painting of evil characters and a napkin art sold for $70 last night.

     It was the best offer I had on it, so I took it.  The buyer really likes Star Wars, so it went to the right person, which makes me happy.

     I liked his choice of napkin art, too, so the deal was agreeable to me.

     I think I sold one or two other napkins, too, but I can't exactly remember, due to the alcoholic blur that was incurred.

     Then I got into some argument with some annoying woman, and that was unfortunate, but I really hate her for always falling asleep in the bar, and for being a peasant.

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     Ah, here are the other two napkin arts that I sold...

     Some girl bought this one for her friend's birthday.  It was an unusual choice, but she said her friend would 'get it'.  Some inside joke that I'm not privy to.

     This is a a metaphysical napkin art in subject.  A nude woman is depicted viewing a painting of a nude, with a window to the right, with a bird flying, and a wine glass on the windowsill. 
     I'm proud of this one, and I'm glad my friend bought it, as opposed to some stranger.

    

     I found some guy's motorcycle glove.  Then it took two hours to find the guy.  He gave me $20.

     A group of people asked me to make a drawing of a mermaid.  I told them I would do it for $10.  They were so happy with the results after I was done, that they gave me $30.  It was for their friend's birthday.

     Then I made another birthday card in Mad magazine fold-out style.  I did this in exchange for a beer.  It was a fun project.

     Then I sold a big page of my typing to a friend for $20.

     My other friend paid $3 for a napkin art that he forgot to take with him.

     Otherwise, a couple on a date played with my toys.  They bought a napkin art, so it was okay.  They had fun.  They put the animals around a watering hole, in this case, a shot glass.




  

     After two days of nothing, apart from selling a solitary napkin art for $5, I sold a painting for $100, and two napkin arts for $10.

     This 'Alien Boy' painting took over six months to sell.

    

     This is one of the napkin arts that sold.