So, let's see...on Wednesday, I sold $270 worth of art.  On Thursday, it was $5.  Then last night on Friday, I sold $26....and a guy tried to steal my alien painting on canvas.

     He was drunk, left a twenty on my table, and I was outside smoking, and I said, "Hey, what are you doing with my painting?"
     Then he said, "I left a twenty on the table."
     Then I said, "You go back there, get your twenty, and then give me back my painting."
     Then he said, "No one will buy this crappy painting!"
     Then I said, "You were planning to, and if you don't give me back my painting, I'm going to kick your ass."
     It all mostly ended well, except the guy was a pain, and he tried to buy a drink from the bartender when the boy was closed, and everyone was walking out.
     This man probably thought of himself as really entitled, and probably works a job that he is miserable at.